Comments on: More Surefire Ways To Get Yourself Fired By The Readers Of FSw http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/ Freelance Advice and Freelance Jobs - FreelanceSwitch Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:21:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Cyan http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4671 Cyan Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:03:04 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4671 @Chris, We apologize. I must admit we didn't know much about Tourette syndrome until we read your comment and read up a little. Anyone who would like to learn more about Tourette syndrome can find out more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome And to learn about Tourette and the entertainment industry, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociological_and_cultural_aspects_of_Tourette_syndrome @Chris,
We apologize. I must admit we didn’t know much about Tourette syndrome until we read your comment and read up a little. Anyone who would like to learn more about Tourette syndrome can find out more about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

And to learn about Tourette and the entertainment industry, go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociological_and_cultural_aspects_of_Tourette_syndrome

]]> By: Fuck you 9-5 job! - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum - Internet Marketing Webmaster SEO Forum http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4408 Fuck you 9-5 job! - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum - Internet Marketing Webmaster SEO Forum Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:00:08 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4408 [...] for you! Do it correctly! » More Surefire Ways To Get Yourself Fired By The Readers Of FSw __________________ I don't know fuck about things you're discussing, but I like the smell of [...] […] for you! Do it correctly! » More Surefire Ways To Get Yourself Fired By The Readers Of FSw __________________ I don’t know fuck about things you’re discussing, but I like the smell of […]

]]> By: Bum Toucher http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4232 Bum Toucher Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:55:17 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-4232 I've got a lengthy list... 1,Scream instead of speaking. 2.Everytime someone tells you something spit out your drink as if it we're shocking to you. 3.Everytime you leave your desk unhook your keyboard and take it with you. 4.When someone engages you into a serious conversation, make armpit farts everytime they say "the". 5.Stuff your pockets with italian sausages. 6.Everytime someone asks you for a favor throw a childish fit, ex: fall on the floor and cry and yell. 7.Bring in a football and punt it until you hit a desired target. 8.Go into other people's cubicles and soil their work with chocolate syrup. 9.Slap your boss. 10.Drive your car into the lobby. 11.Poop on the copy machine and make lots of copies, hand deliver them and offer your autograph. 12.Fill your water cooler with milk/bad milk. 13.Lick your hands before every hand shake. 14.Make paper balls and declare war on all cubicles. 15.Buy a lot of bees, set them loose on your floor. I’ve got a lengthy list…
1,Scream instead of speaking.
2.Everytime someone tells you something spit out your drink as if it we’re shocking to you.
3.Everytime you leave your desk unhook your keyboard and take it with you.
4.When someone engages you into a serious conversation, make armpit farts everytime they say “the”.
5.Stuff your pockets with italian sausages.
6.Everytime someone asks you for a favor throw a childish fit, ex: fall on the floor and cry and yell.
7.Bring in a football and punt it until you hit a desired target.
8.Go into other people’s cubicles and soil their work with chocolate syrup.
9.Slap your boss.
10.Drive your car into the lobby.
11.Poop on the copy machine and make lots of copies, hand deliver them and offer your autograph.
12.Fill your water cooler with milk/bad milk.
13.Lick your hands before every hand shake.
14.Make paper balls and declare war on all cubicles.
15.Buy a lot of bees, set them loose on your floor.

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]]> By: Lee Borowiak http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3750 Lee Borowiak Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:11:10 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3750 After your first day, use all your sickdays up. Then 20 days later, go to work with a massive hangover and go home at midday ! After your first day, use all your sickdays up. Then 20 days later, go to work with a massive hangover and go home at midday !

]]> By: chris http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3743 chris Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:46:25 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3743 Great. Another joke about Tourette's Syndrome. Swell! Can you please poke fun at people with Retardation or Down's Syndrome next? How 'bout black people or Mexicans? Do you realize how ignorant you're being when you make fun of others? Do a little research. It's really not that funny. And Freelance Switch, it is irresponsible on your part to publish insensitive and idiotic commentary. Thanks! Great. Another joke about Tourette’s Syndrome. Swell!

Can you please poke fun at people with Retardation or Down’s Syndrome next? How ’bout black people or Mexicans?

Do you realize how ignorant you’re being when you make fun of others? Do a little research. It’s really not that funny.

And Freelance Switch, it is irresponsible on your part to publish insensitive and idiotic commentary.

Thanks!

]]> By: jos http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3693 jos Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:19:10 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3693 awesome! ways to get fired... hahahahaha... i almost fell of my chair when i read the note from your bosses mom one awesome! ways to get fired… hahahahaha… i almost fell of my chair when i read the note from your bosses mom one

]]> By: Amber Yount http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3663 Amber Yount Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:31:20 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3663 I'm in the middle of that book you guys sent me...its certainly different...but interesting :) I want an Indian VA! I’m in the middle of that book you guys sent me…its certainly different…but interesting :)

I want an Indian VA!

]]> By: Daniel Schutzsmith http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3660 Daniel Schutzsmith Sun, 17 Jun 2007 23:48:59 +0000 http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/more-surefire-ways-to-get-yourself-fired-by-the-readers-of-fsw/#comment-3660 Thank you for such a wonderful Father's Day present! Just put the son to bed, sparked up the macbook, and saw this post come in on my reader. Spit out my evening coffee all over my keyboard and I can't stop laughing! Much love to FSW! Thank you for such a wonderful Father’s Day present! Just put the son to bed, sparked up the macbook, and saw this post come in on my reader. Spit out my evening coffee all over my keyboard and I can’t stop laughing! Much love to FSW!

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