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Top 10 Reasons you should quit your job today and become a freelancer

Jack Knight

It’s Monday and to lighten your week up, here are the Top 10 reasons you should quit your job today and become a freelancer. Drum roll please ….

Number 10:
Because the only time you should be in a cubicle is when you’re in a restroom

 

Number 9:
You can kiss that annoying co-worker’s bad breath goodbye … Not literally

 

Number 8:
The only creative control you currently have is the spelling of your name

 

Number 7:
Your boss asks you why your toilet breaks last so long

 

Number 6:
Because commuting to a freelancer means moving from your bedroom to your study

 

Number 5:
Only farmers should wake up that early

 

Number 4:
You won’t need to ever pull your over-the-phone sickness routine again

 

Number 3:
Because for freelancers casual fridays means working in your underpants

 

Number 2:
Because your company charges $200 an hour, and you get $10

 

…. And the number one reason you should quit your job today and become a freelancer
Because you could do it SOOOO much better


Jack Knight

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  1. Ooo when submitting to digg i found this link too: http://www.freecareersearch.com/article/Top_Ten_Reasons_to_Quit_Your_Job.html

    Not as funny as yours Jack, but nonetheless :-)

  2. The number one reason to not quit my job today is that i get paid by my boss while reading such funny posts. keep on rolling!

  3. Yea I totally agree it’s brilliant when you have work in! But days like i have been having recently where there is no work, nor sign or work on the horizon, makes me think that a job with a regular wage has it’s benefits! Any suggestions on getting work in for a new business on a stamped address envelope!

  4. I totally agree with this article (where i’m gonna head to).

    But… I have to say that there are something I’ve learnt working in the industry (web), that I don’t think I could of learnt freelancing. Hence why I think its important to work in the corporate environment for a while to get some basic knowledge of how a business is run and what clients expect from you…

  5. Number 11 - you can hire your significant other as your part-time staff and avoid embarassing harassment lawsuits.

    Number 12 - you won’t get canned for improper use of company email / web access.

    Number 13 - you won’t get replaced by the boss’ son-in-law (like I did after

  6. This is a good one:
    Your boss asks you why your toilet breaks last so long

    From my 4+ years of working experience I have been working in the office less than half a year. Three months after I started my job in the office I switched to part-time, and it was not enough, so I quit :)

  7. There are almost infinite reasons to be a freelancer…I’m typing this under the shade of our patio umbrella in the garden, over a wireless connection to my home office, listening to a few tunes at the same time. I’ve just put the finishing touches to tomorrow’s blog entry, a half decent pinot grigio is on chill in the fridge, and I just sent in a half decent invoice too. I don’t want to sound smug, but I recommend being your own boss to anyone who’ll listen and certainly casual Friday is always underpants day!

  8. Good read mate, I added this to my blog, pity I couldn’t find your trackback URL

    peace
    -mE

  9. interestingly enough, i’ve been freelancing on the side for a while, but today is my first official full-time freelance day :)

    i have no regrets :) GO FREELANCE!

  10. David, you know, that’s pretty cliché ;)

    No seriously, all these reasons are valid, and they’re all the reasons why I quit my job. My reason #11 was that my company did stuff I didn’t want to approve of. I wanted to make my own company politics.

  11. @David

    “I don’t want to sound smug…”

    You crossed smug and headed straight to pompous with that line about the Pinot Grigio.

  12. God gave us time on earth to live it for our self…not someone else’s profits. Its your time how do you want to live it?

  13. Number 14. Because paying your bills is highly over-rated.

    Number 15. You get to experience the pleasure of double taxation. First you get it the rear with Self Employment Tax, and then you get it in the face with income tax. Thank you ma’am, may I have another?

    Number 16. You don’t mind having to answer your spouse’s question, “…and when, pray tell, are you getting paid?”

    Number 17. Because getting paid regularly and consistently is over-rated.

    Number 18. Financial drought? Think of it as a means of appreciating “less”.

  14. 11. Weather - you can work in the backyard when it’s sunny and not have to drive when it snows
    12. Save a fortune on lunch money
    13. tax benefits

  15. I have to disagree with reason # 8. You have huge creative control as an employee. Granted, it’s not going to be in your job description and you will probably have to hide, but you can do things like these.

  16. Number 10 cracks me up.

  17. I agree!! I went freelance engineering nearly 1 year ago - its liberating!! Having complete control over your work and your destiny sounds daunting at first but is really fantastic when you get in to it

  18. Haha. Yes I agree with all 10!
    I love the freedom of freelancing.

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    Omar Fouad

    Really Cool Post… Yeah you are right… there is nothing better than being free without a yelling Boss on your back…

  20. From the mouth of babes… “Because I can”

  21. I’m in my undies now! Friday is a whole new ‘ball game’.

  22. lol…excellent. I loved no. 8 - so true!

  23. I’m a freelancer for a month now and all I can say is.. IT’S WONDERFUL TO BE FREE!

    nice post! :)

    Number 2 is sooo true.

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    Infinite P

    That was friggin’ hilarious. Especially #4!

    BBBrrrrinng
    Manager: Hello?
    Me: “uhhhhh-rrrrrrr-hhhhh… i don’t think im going to be able to make it in today. i got a terrrible case of the BG’s…
    Manager: The BG’s?!??
    Me: Da Bubble Guts

  25. I’m 16 now and I want to become a freelancer already. Hopefully I’ll get some chances to start paid work soon!

    Cheers for the article,
    Jack

  26. Hi all Freelances and would-be freelancers :-)

    6 months back I quit my so called earning job and I am FREElancer NOW!!!

    Now I am earning 4 times by salary, I am also an example for those who want to quit jobs!

    I am into vector animations, print resolution images and website designing stuff….

    Happy Freelancing,
    Best of Luck
    Simon

  27. Awesome! This post is a real motivator :D

  28. Hello all….. i am also fed up of my boss and his stupid ideas about my designing stuff…. he really makes me angry with his design thoughts which are really stupid… but boss is boss :( am looking for freelance projects but couldnt get one till now… but i am hopefull :)

    any ways i agree with all these points and its Really a nice article . . . . funny but true

  29. thank you for this. warmed my heart and put a smile on my face!

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