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Photochop?
or photoshocks
I once worked at a photo studio and I worked on a guy’s face as much as I could before he looked like another person. He sent it back saying “I know the computer can do more”, and I had to do some more retouching. To this day I just know people go to his house and ask who the guy in the picture with his wife is. I just know it! =P hehehehehe
Nice pictures
Blasphemy, shun the non believer. the magicness of potatochop shall nery be doubted.
I know the feeling all too well…
ahaha! Ya that’s true… Sometimes people ask you to change everythings on a picture….
And the client’s response was…? “Oh, come on. How hard could it be?” Or better yet, “It should be easy if you know what you’re doing.” :-S
I used to have a Columbian boss who said Photochop all the time. Great memories.
Jeff Keyser, you’re spot on. Damn those boys!
I hope this Photochopper can charge by the hour! Booyeah!
Photochop can do that! One just has to have a photo repository available with great looking models… Without a mirror, the client will never know the difference.
For some obvious reasons I guess, Photochop is a pun of Photoshop, or likely to be as a brand of graphic editing software in the version of the comics.
I had that thought in my mind
Your comics are always so funny!
One time, I was in charge of making everyone’s photo ID’s. I added some chins, cheeks, zits, veins, polished their head, added a mono-brow, and for those who were hurtin’ a bit, I smoothed them out, shined them up, added some tresses; everyone had a good laugh.
You can do anything with photoshop! I would definitely fulfill those requests if I was paid by the hour for it. Add new bodies, new clothes, new sky, new car, whatever they want, no problem. Can do it in minutes. The only thing I can’t do is add smell… well… not from here anyway.
Friend does this for a portrait company all the time and I’m always floored by how little people think of themselves. It’s not the photographer’s fault you’re old, wrinkled, fat, ugly and have no fashion sense or dental hygiene. Either be proud of yourself or decline the photo op.