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Nu Digi
July 7th, 2008
YES! Hit the nail on the hammer!!!!
Janet
July 7th, 2008
Nice one! So true.
WD
July 7th, 2008
Truer words have never been spoken! Now if only all landlords accepted exposure as payment…
Roshan
July 7th, 2008
That is absolutely true! I like it
Matt
July 7th, 2008
I just fired a client this afternoon for a very similar reasons.
Idont
July 7th, 2008
Excellent! It remains me the trailer of the documentary with Harlan Ellison: “DREAMS WITH SHARP TEETH”.
“The only value for me is if you put money in my hand…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj5IV23g-fE
So funny.
Joel Falconer
July 7th, 2008
This is probably my favorite Freelance Freedom so far. Musos get this one a lot, too.
Shell
July 7th, 2008
Bible tracks. You need to print these up like bible tracks so we can slip them under the windshield wipers of the deserving.
mayhemstudios
July 7th, 2008
That is hilarious!
Selene M. Bowlby
July 7th, 2008
LOL, I’ve heard this one before too! Ummmm…. sorry, but it doesn’t quite work that way… my bank doesn’t take exposure for mortgage payments either!
I’ve also had the offer for future stock in the company. Once again, the mortgage co does NOT take “possible future stock” as a payment method either
Jon Phillips
July 7th, 2008
haha, really nice one!
Reminds me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj5IV23g-fE
Myke Cave
July 7th, 2008
I want to print this on the back of my business card…
David Cousens
July 7th, 2008
Great job N.C.! I’ve so felt like saying that way a great number of times.
John Klijnen
July 7th, 2008
I wonder if I could use this cartoon on my weblog? I can’t pay you but I promise you great exposure;-)
Greets John.
Robert
July 7th, 2008
I tried paying my rent with exposure once…that just led to the folks in the rental office calling the police….
Adrian | Rubiqube
July 7th, 2008
@Robert: nice one!
@Jon: will definitely use that video in one of my posts.
Josh Garner
July 7th, 2008
“Oh and if this works out, I have a ton of work I can send your way.”
That’s my favorite one.
Ahmad Alfy
July 7th, 2008
ROFL
Absolutly true!
Happened to me once!
Ahmad Alfy
July 7th, 2008
@Jon
That video just tells it all!
Gonna use it someday!
Patach
July 7th, 2008
That certainly made my day. Thank you for making these.
Tyler Ingram
July 7th, 2008
I love when people try and ‘pay’ you this way. Or do services for you.
My favoriate is when someone wants you to code an entire website for them, but they are on a ‘very tight’ budget and cannot pay much. Like a community site etc. ugh…
Just because we don’t belong to some fancy shmancy large company doesn’t mean you can pay us less than an employee at McDs! lol
Rene
July 7th, 2008
I don’t see it too often in my design contracts… but in my photo contracts, damn, it’s like a 1 on 4 that doesn’t want to pay and that are sooo confident that they have a realllly good idea with this kind of exchange. They think that putting the photographer’s name as a copyright is a huge publicity - no it’s not, it’s a law! It always ended as they learn, then are ok to pay, or they don’t want to learn and go find a newcomer that do it for free - ishh. As a friend of mine told me, (like for design/logo contests) if we all say no, this kind of demand will one day mostly disapear…
Tuan Nguyen
July 7th, 2008
Very true.
Just last week I got an email from one of the luxury magazine that wanted to use my images for their monthly column, in return they will give me credit for the images…I reply back with the fair usage fee based on their print run. Never heard from them since. Exposure is nice, it is nicer to get pay along with it.
N.C. Winters
July 7th, 2008
Thanks for the Harlan Ellison link, Idont and Jon. This really burns me to the core too. We work hard, and put forth a creative effort, and people think it’s a favor to you the artist to take the work for no pay. Even worse is when it’s expected because “so many have already seen it” or “it’s been out for a while”. Let me ask you this- if so many have seen it and it’s been out for a while, where does the expose part come in? Want to give me YOUR paycheck?
Thanks all for the comments. Makes my day when my cynicism isn’t just in my head.
Martha Retallick
July 7th, 2008
When promised exposure (but no pay) for his work, an old jazz musician said, “You can get pneumonia from exposure.”
Tom S.
July 7th, 2008
You got that right! So tired of hearing someone call, saying they need my services but don’t have the money to pay me! What’s up with that?
Bedrich
July 7th, 2008
So true.
T
July 7th, 2008
What about people that say they’ll pay you in the future—like when their business makes it. Sure they will…
Karyl
July 7th, 2008
I think I’m honestly going to try that line next time I hear that bullsh*t.
Thanks eh!
Chris
July 7th, 2008
This is the best one yet! God I hate these cheapskates that want the world but don’t want to pay for it.
Laura
July 8th, 2008
Awesome comic, as always!
@Jon - FANTASTIC clip! I especially love this line: “It’s the amateurs that make it tough for the professionals…”
edwin decker
July 8th, 2008
let’s all not forget the value of exposure. And that some content providers are also having trouble paying their rent so their is nothing wrong with them trying to leverage their exposure potential to their advantage. It’s just business people. Bottom line is, when asked to contribute for free, you have to factor in how much exposure you need vs. how much the client can offer and if it’s not worth it for you, to respectfully decline.
ed
Sean
July 8th, 2008
Alas, its true, favorite customers are cash and carry with no static. I find it interesting that even though
movie scripts are copyrighted under law that they still deliver them by armored truck.
Brandon
July 8th, 2008
Looks like someone is building a new freelance platform… hopefully something that will be better to use than Elance: http://www.jobloha.com
Alex Fraiser
July 8th, 2008
This is probably my favorite Freelance Freedom yet! If I ever hear someone try to get away with that, I am definitely using that.
Omar
July 8th, 2008
Wicked comic, this is right on the money … or not in this case.
Ellison is soooo funny in that clip and so bloody right too.
(sean - I think the truck it so that it doesnt get leaked, spoilt, maybe?)
Nindia
July 8th, 2008
MINT!
Shockboogiedesign
July 9th, 2008
Ah… such a familiar situation….;)
BANAGO
July 10th, 2008
I just love that. Quite true.
Prescott Perez-Fox
July 11th, 2008
Always a sore point with freelancers. Somehow I’m still surprised when hear clients attempting this.
Should we read anything into the fact that you drew the client to look like Kim Jong Il? Maybe all Asians are actually shady businessmen.
Jaden @ Screenwriting for Hollywood
July 11th, 2008
Thank you! Another great one.
Fabian
July 15th, 2008
Strange, nearly the same strip was published here: http://www.der-flix.de/index.php?preselect=224
James Kurtz III
July 16th, 2008
Yes!! So true. The Harlan Ellison was also awesome.
Onyeka
July 17th, 2008
Man, that should be my tagline.
in company of toast
August 20th, 2008
… and sending to my “lame client” award winner for today. Whoosh!
Finding this–today of all days–is uncanny.