Freelance Freedom #234: Translation Monkey Returns

Once a week, we feature a fantastic freelance-themed comic from the talented N.C. Winters. Why not also take a look at our comic archive?

Once a week, we feature a fantastic freelance-themed comic from the talented N.C. Winters. Why not also take a look at our comic archive?
I don’t care how much that monkey costs, I want one, no I need him. Wonder what else he could do.
Great fun!
I had a client who kept saying “make it more elegant.” After about the 5th iteration, I asked her if she wanted me to put it in a ball gown.
I totally AGREE with you! where’s the like button? lol
So need a monkey too . . . especially for “make it more corporate” or “I’ll know what I want when I see it.”
My most frustrating client request was (on a business card): “Make the font more… FUN!”.
Never before have I had a practical use for Comic Sans.
I want that monkey! Booya!!!
I want a monkey too…
I Really get frustrated when client’s don’t know what they want… How much to ship one my way…? lol this is Awesome
Could have used one at my former job. One ad sales rep always things “classy” or to “stand out more.” She got annoyed when I said I couldn’t read minds. Oh, and the monkey would also be a much better manager than my old boss.
Where was this monkey when I needed him!?
But seriously, I just discovered your Freelance Freedom strip and need to know what your reprint policy is. We offer free home-based business coaching to help others make the most of their freelance life and must share this! Will attribution and some link juju do? Please!
@jim – glad you’re enjoying the Client Translation Monkey. I want one for my office.
Unfortunately, we don’t allow reposting of the Freelance Freedom comic strip elsewhere. We appreciate your understanding. Thx.
Ha … is there also an “Agency Translation Monkey”? I’d need one, no matter the costs!
cu, w0lf.
ps: the comment form validation process is quite user-unfriendly. I’d suggest adding some kind of “this field is required”-info to the form. Just lost my while comment thanks to it X-(