How to Be a Freelance Failure in 7 Easy Steps



You need practical advice on what to do, if you’ve decided to make the switch to freelancing. But let’s first explore what not to do (with a little humor added in).

1. Be a Nobody

You don’t need credibility. It’s too bad, because with just a few updates and easy fixes you could really turn yourself into a branding superstar.

It’s doesn’t take a lot of work to be a nobody. You don’t have a website or business cards. Your portfolio hasn’t been updated in years. Social media accounts? Why would you need those? Online exposure – offline reputation; what difference does it make?

You don’t need credibility. It’s too bad, because with just a few updates and easy fixes you could really turn yourself into a branding superstar.

2. Be Disorganized

There’s no reason to spend time getting things in order: contracts, invoicing, expenses, taxes, clients – it’ll all work itself out. The reason you’re here is the work – the projects. No need to focus on the details.

You’ll just guestimate when it comes time to send an invoice. Oh – you didn’t have a contract? So sorry, my disorganized friend, time management and organization are the keys to successful freelancing. Too bad you’re not willing to give it a try. Continue Reading